Hello to all of my friends and foes alike! Okay, so I made my first podcast. You can listen to it here. I hope I did it right. It was my first time, so I was nervous.
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I added the newest comic today. It's part 1 of a 6 part epic. My brother collaborated with me on. He needed some comics for one of his classes, and I needed comics for my site. So he came up with the plot and we worked out the outlines together.
Besides that, I won 10 dollars today in a contest by Pepsi. Of course, it's 10 Canadian dollars but it's the most I've ever won in my life.
Finally, I just wanted to thank the people who contacted me to let me know that they thought the Superman comic was funny. Thank you. 
Good golly.
So I had a job interview today and it didn't turn out very well. When I arrived there, the chick lady made a very sour face expression. I felt very bad for her; I thought she swallowed a lemon or something.
Anyway, so when I got there, after she made the face expression, she told me that the work place does not hand out donations. I was confused. So I explained to her that I was there for a job interview. Her face turned even more sour. Must have been a really unripe lemon or something.
She told me that I wasn't dressed properly for the job and I should just go home. I was pretty darn confused. I mean, theY told me over the phone to dress-up for the interview, so dress-up I did. So I asked her what was wrong with the way I was dressed. She told me that, for starters, they wouldn't dare higher someone with a mask. That's not fair. If I don't wear my mask, how do I protect my secret identity? It would be silly for me to not wear my mask, not to mention dangerous. Like if the place got robbed or something and I was working there, how do I stop the bad guys if I don't have my costume and stuff. That would be so awkward.
I was sad that they wouldn't give me a chance. I was even wearing my good cape, the nice shiny soft satin one. Chicks dig the cape. At least that's what they keep telling me in my dreams.
I saw Superman Returns a couple of nights ago. I liked it. I didn't think it was as great as Batman Begins, which is probably my most favorite Super Hero movie, but it was still good. I loved that they used the original theme music and stuff.
Anyway, I enjoyed the movie enough that I made a comic about it. How great is that? Superman, you owe me one, buddy. Hey, since you're not dating Lana Lang anymore, do you think you can hook a brother up? You could spare her since I'm sure lots of chicks dig you. I sure do.
Welcome to theMaskedLoser.com. I've been planning this site for a long time, and now it's finally here.
I used to have an old site at MaskedLoser.com, but I'm poor (like most Super Heroes) and wasn't able to afford to keep the domain. Once it expired, some evil doers stole the domain and made me sad. I bought a new domain and am now ready to unleash my loserness upon the world once again.
I'll add podcasts to this site soon, within a couple of days. I hope you stick around… unlike all of my friends. Even the imaginary ones left me. 