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Time for a Brand New Comic!

May20

by the Masked Loser on May 20, 2008 at 8:39 pm

Posted In: Blog

I haven't abandoned you, fellow readers! It's been way too long since I've posted a new comic, so here's one! Read it, print it, take it to bed with you, show it to your friends, hide it from your enemies (they don't deserve to see it), read it to a baby. It'll make a splendid Father's Day gift, and a generous belated Mother's day gift (your mom loves me(, it's a blast at weddings, easy to take for walks, goes good with milk, tastes delicious as a spread, low in fat, high in awesomeness!

When you have the time (or even when you don't) leave me a comment. I miss you.

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A New Nemesis is Revealed!

Oct31

by the Masked Loser on October 31, 2007 at 4:47 pm

Posted In: Blog, Discrimination, Nemesis

Many people have told me that I'm quite a lovable loser. Being called this makes me feel good and stuff. Somewhere out there, however, is another man who also is referred to as a lovable loser. A comic has been created to illustrate our first meeting. You can see it right here.

This lovable loser has been around for much longer than me, some people have accused me of copying him. Seriously, he was never an inspiration to me. Even the famous face expression that he and I share is seriously just a coincidence. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the comic. And maybe leave a comment to tell me how much you love me? :oops:

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24-Hour Burger Boy

Aug17

by the Masked Loser on August 17, 2007 at 7:01 pm

Posted In: Blog, Cheeseburger, Milkshake

Before I begin, just want to let you know that there's a new comic made especially for you!

Anyway, so the burger place I'm working at decided to become a 24-hour joint. This means people can come in and clog their arteries, get fatter, and prepare to die for heart-attacks at all hours of the night. I'm hungry.

Also, with this change, they decided that they need highly trained staff members (in other words, members who have worked there for more than a month) to be on call. This week I get to be the lucky guy on call. Which sucks, because if I'm on call, when am I going to have time to do my Super Heroing? I asked my boss this. My boss laughed and spilled a milkshake on me. It was cold. And wet. And sticky. Then the ants came. They were red. Red fire ants. Their bites burned oh so very much. The tears running down my cheeks has yet to soothe my pain.

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I Watched the Simpsons Movie Today

Jul28

by the Masked Loser on July 28, 2007 at 7:58 pm

Posted In: Blog, Discrimination, Movies, the Simpsons

The Simpsons Movie was what I expected, nothing spectacular but fun to watch and I'm sure I'll watch it again. My one big issue with the movie, though, was the blatant discrimination. Who was discriminated against, you wonder? Super Heroes.

That's right, I didn't see a single (or married) Super Hero in the whole entire movie and felt offended. Where was Radioactive Man (or at least Fallout Boy)? What about Bartman? I had an awesome Bartman T-shirt when I was a kid. Pie Man would have been acceptable, and I guess Duffman could be considered a Super Hero by some. Not by me. I think he's an evil villain, trying to teach youngsters to drink when they're not legal age. The vile cad!

Anyway, I don't have a comic update, so I decided to make you a picture of Radioactive Man!

Radioactive Man

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New Comic + More Vanilla

Jul12

by the Masked Loser on July 12, 2007 at 7:44 pm

Posted In: Blog, Cheeseburger

There's a new comic today. Celebration begins here!!!

Enjoyment. Be pleased. :mrgreen:

Sorry I don't have much else to say. Flipping burgers hasn't been as glamorous as a loser hoped, and I think my boss pushed. This became apparent when she shoved me into the deep fryer. Zowie. I'm melting!