Not too long ago, as I was driving along the road at the speed limit,a robin flew into my car and splattered against the windshield. It was horrific… all the feathers and all of the blood. So much blood.
It made me sad and I wanted to honor the brave robin. I hope he's found the peace he's been looking for.
Oh, and there's a new comic up so have a look at the comic section.
There was supposed to be a new comic today, but there isn't. Sorry. I was trying to make it using a drawing tablet thingy, but it didn't work well. Believe it or not, using the tablet made my "art" worse than ever. Maybe I shouldn't say sorry though. Instead, maybe I should just expect your gratitude because I did you a favor by NOT putting up a new comic.
Yup.
I haven't done any podcasts for a while. Give me some ideas for one. Surely there's something that you're just dying for me to discuss. I don't want you to die. I need you to stay alive so you can continue to visit my site, yo.
PS I watched Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. The Silver Surfer is so radd, and he surfed straight into my brown heart.
PPS I purposely misspelled "radd". See if you can figure out why. 
PPPS I was so inspired by this post that I decided to draw you a picture of the Silver Surfer on the drawing tablet thingy.
It's been too long since I've written here, but I am back for all my fans.
The reason for my absence is simple: I got a job.
Yes, faithful viewer, I know that being a Super Hero is a job unto itself. But it doesn't pay the bills. Flipping burgers pays the bills. And it impresses the ladies.
There's a new comic up today, and there will be more. So many more. I'm bleeding comics. The doctors say there's something wrong with me. I say there's something wrong with them. Then I wake up in a padded room wearing a straight jacket. The fools don't realize that I am already straight!
Ahem…
In other news, the new Transformers movie is coming out very very soon. So soon that I had to take a picture to commemorate its near-release. Behold–Optimus Loser:
PS You might notice that the site looks 100% different than before. I made a huge change and converted it to a WordPress site, which is part of the reason it took so long to update. But it should make the site better and easier to update and stuff.
I have a very important update. A kid dying of cancer begged me to place a picture of a squirrel on my site. One of my goals in life is to never letdown a cancer-ridden child. So, for your viewing pleasure, here's a squirrel:
After you view the squirrel, I think it'd be good to remind you to please PLEASE PLEASE brush and floss your teeth every day!
The month is almost over, but before the month ends, I would like to present to you an all new comic! It's actually meant to be part 1 of a 2 part comic. 
The Nintendo Wii was released last week, and I really want one. Maybe I'll get one for Christmas? I doubt it. I'm more likely to get a lump of coal. What about you? What do you hope to get for Christmas?
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