Sorry for my long absence, faithful readers. It's been a long and grueling month. I was captured by aliens (again), and only now have I been able to sit down and not be in unbearable pain.

My email has been flooded by your concerns begging and pleading me to return. Even my internet hosting company has been contacting me, crying for me to update my site. They tell my that my site alone has more traffic than the sites of their million other customers COMBINED. I do have updates planned and there will be new comics soon. They've been scripted, I just need to draw them and color them and stuff.

To tide you over, I will leave you with a picture of me with a certain WWE superstar known as Kane.

Loser and Kane